hahahaha! sorry we bailed on you - now we're out playing golf and counting all the millions you fans paid us - hahahahaha! see you next year! and yes, we suck! Winners write the truth here - anybody else associated with the leafs is out polishing the clubs 'cause damn if we can't play hockey..., we're sure learning how to play golf......................

april 20, 2006

I have received lots of dear-john letters in my life,
but this one's classic...
from one john to another:

YOU SUCK ...

© copyright 2006 - JOE - because I AM CANADIAN

  
what i'm really trying to say is i don't give a rat's ass about you, the good, loyal hockey fans of toronto. you have made me rich... very rich and i have stripped you of your pride again. my name is john ferguson and unlike you, I AM NOT a loser. my bank account is full of lots of leaf dollars and my yearly golf membership is paid for. and i also have a condo at the ACC (that's paid for) and a nice cottage up north (that's also paid for) just by tie's place and i drive a big fancy car ((paid for - signing bonus) that's been made in germany and my kids never eat at mcdonalds because they don't have to. and i also have a maid. and a young guy out at the club who washes my balls for me just before i tee off... my name is john. i don't have a maple leafs jersey nor a maple leafs baseball cap and even if i did - i'd never wear 'em in public because i'm scared somebody might recognize me and beat me up - and THAT'S THE TRUTH - now you know why they call me john jun. please tell your kids not to beat up my kids click here to order golf balls from the new ACC balls of glory manufacturing plant... please note we will dig DEEP into your pockets for your cash click here to say hi to JOE - he's canadian - he WAS my friend once